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ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?

October 9, 2017 by Doris Mortman Leave a Comment

Uh. No. My husband watches football. I do not. Have not. Will not. I’m not a football widow. I’m a conscientious objector. When I took my wedding vows – many, many, many years ago – I didn’t promise to spend Sundays, Thursdays, Mondays, and assorted Saturdays watching football. I didn’t promise to eat dinner in a parking lot or applaud when one hulk crashed into another hulk.

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